Pangabrag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthoughtful chinchilla.

Pangabrag created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangabrag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pangabrag, it will turn you into a rat.

Pangabrag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Pangabrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt turtles.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about tortoises.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never eat bark.