Misdisscim is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able fish.

Misdisscim created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Misdisscim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Misdisscim, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Misdisscim's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Misdisscim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

2. Always wear red.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Misdisscim on top of all buildings.

5. Never mention capybaras.