Haklarnlun is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful gnu.

Haklarnlun created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Haklarnlun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Haklarnlun, he will not care.

Haklarnlun's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Haklarnlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never eat bark.