Dubgessgamlat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, annoying hedgehog.

Dubgessgamlat created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubgessgamlat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dubgessgamlat, it will turn you into a duck.

Dubgessgamlat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dubgessgamlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.