Tamtaftarp is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate mouse.

Tamtaftarp created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tamtaftarp, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tamtaftarp, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tamtaftarp's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tamtaftarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not take Tamtaftarp's name in vain.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Never hurt badgers.