Paddumhon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, strong warg.

Paddumhon created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paddumhon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Paddumhon, she will turn you into a sheep.

Paddumhon's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Paddumhon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Paddumhon loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Never feed beans to sheep while wearing gray coats.