Sadbinpom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witty salamander.

Sadbinpom created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadbinpom, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sadbinpom, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sadbinpom's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Sadbinpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always look after injured mites.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.