Riphivnellkansugcembat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, competent jellyfish.

Riphivnellkansugcembat created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Riphivnellkansugcembat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Riphivnellkansugcembat, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Riphivnellkansugcembat's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Riphivnellkansugcembat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

2. Always help sick otters.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Put Riphivnellkansugcembat first in all things.

5. Always look after injured porpoises.