Fosscunnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy guinea pig.

Fosscunnarl created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Fosscunnarl, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fosscunnarl, she will curse you with boils.

Fosscunnarl's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fosscunnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fosscunnarl.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Fosscunnarl on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.