Liddodmil is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able ferret.

Liddodmil created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Liddodmil, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Liddodmil, she will have a low opinion of you.

Liddodmil's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Liddodmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never go into pink rooms.