Dossmidgonban is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic sheep.

Dossmidgonban created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossmidgonban, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dossmidgonban, he will strike you with lightening.

Dossmidgonban's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dossmidgonban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Pray towards the east.