Febnillpark is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, stupid butterfly.

Febnillpark created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Febnillpark, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Febnillpark, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Febnillpark's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Febnillpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention foxes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Run away from green whales, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Erect seven lead sculptures of Febnillpark on top of important buildings.