Larprowfig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, emotional armadillo.

Larprowfig created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Larprowfig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Larprowfig, it will cry a lot.

Larprowfig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Larprowfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never pour water over plants.