Fadpig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful chicken.

Fadpig created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadpig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fadpig, it will think nothing of it.

Fadpig's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fadpig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never feed garlic to nematodes while wearing red boots.

3. Never wear indigo dresses.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Retreat if six foxes approach from the south.