Gompadkin is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, awesome tortoise.
Gompadkin created an electron three million years ago.
If you believe in Gompadkin, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in Gompadkin, she will cry a lot.
Gompadkin's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Gompadkin's Holy Commandments
1. You must pray to Gompadkin four times a day.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.