Getabmin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing dragonfly.

Getabmin created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Getabmin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Getabmin, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Getabmin's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Getabmin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Worship no other gods but Getabmin.

3. Retreat if seven turtles approach from the west.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Getabmin on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.