Gepmippon Febfigkam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent badger.

Gepmippon Febfigkam created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepmippon Febfigkam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gepmippon Febfigkam, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gepmippon Febfigkam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gepmippon Febfigkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Erect five carbon sculptures of Gepmippon Febfigkam on top of important buildings.

3. Never sit near rats.

4. Always look after injured moths.

5. Never look in ponds.
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