Lunafbit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage tortoise.

Lunafbit created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Lunafbit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lunafbit, it will destroy your home solar system.

Lunafbit's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Lunafbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Hide if four manatees approach from the west.

4. Never talk about porpoises.

5. Respect your elders.