Vedjabxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, emotional centipede.

Vedjabxuck created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedjabxuck, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vedjabxuck, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vedjabxuck's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Vedjabxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Put Vedjabxuck first in all things.