Rullyimaf is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient owl.

Rullyimaf created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullyimaf, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rullyimaf, she will curse you with boils.

Rullyimaf's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Rullyimaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide if three squirrels approach from the south.

5. Never wear blue dresses.