Has is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful octopus.

Has created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Has, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Has, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Has' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Has' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Worship no other gods but Has.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.