Fligdondudjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent swallow.

Fligdondudjarn created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligdondudjarn, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fligdondudjarn, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Fligdondudjarn's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fligdondudjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Voles are not to be trusted.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not take Fligdondudjarn's name in vain.