Lunliprot is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent elephant.

Lunliprot created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunliprot, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lunliprot, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Lunliprot's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Lunliprot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not take Lunliprot's name in vain.

5. Put Lunliprot first in all things.