Zangongum is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic hummingbird.

Zangongum created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zangongum, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zangongum, it will turn you into a sheep.

Zangongum's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Zangongum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Worship no other gods but Zangongum.

4. Hide from turquoise foxes for they are unholy.

5. Hide if eight tapirs approach from the south.