Carlist is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty octopus.

Carlist created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Carlist, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Carlist, she will not care at all.

Carlist's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Carlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of sheep.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Run away from cyan moths, for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.