Rulltenged is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody centaur.
Rulltenged created the cosmos five trillion years ago.
If you believe in Rulltenged, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in Rulltenged, it will send minions to preach to you.
Rulltenged's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Rulltenged's Holy Commandments
1. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Rulltenged on top of important buildings.
2. Hide if four great tits approach from the north.
3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.
4. Never skip in holy places.
5. Never eat bark.