Kadxuckhap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, humane cat.

Kadxuckhap created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadxuckhap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kadxuckhap, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kadxuckhap's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Kadxuckhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Run away from purple seals, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Hide if five manatees approach from the east.