Badbegfud is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, omniscient hare.

Badbegfud created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badbegfud, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Badbegfud, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Badbegfud's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Badbegfud's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Badbegfud.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.