Hanrillfligfliglaggilkinhot is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Hanrillfligfliglaggilkinhot created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Hanrillfligfliglaggilkinhot, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hanrillfligfliglaggilkinhot, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hanrillfligfliglaggilkinhot's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Hanrillfligfliglaggilkinhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Never paint your neck blue.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.