Wonbastyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind frog.

Wonbastyatt created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonbastyatt, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wonbastyatt, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wonbastyatt's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Wonbastyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

2. Run away if three eagles approach from the north.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.