Xemtimlin is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, self-confident dog.

Xemtimlin created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Xemtimlin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xemtimlin, he will be mildly annoyed.

Xemtimlin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Xemtimlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Always pray immersed in water.