Gupfarfot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humorless goat.

Gupfarfot created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupfarfot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gupfarfot, it will throw large rocks at you.

Gupfarfot's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Gupfarfot's Holy Commandments

1. Gupfarfot must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.