Wadhotzak is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, deceitful frog.

Wadhotzak created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadhotzak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wadhotzak, it will turn you into a rat.

Wadhotzak's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Wadhotzak's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not take Wadhotzak's name in vain.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.