Mottarprak is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident crow.

Mottarprak created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mottarprak, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mottarprak, it will send you a sign.

Mottarprak's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Mottarprak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never feed lemons to grasshopers while wearing yellow shoes.