Laggetbogcudmisdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, generous owl.

Laggetbogcudmisdiss created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Laggetbogcudmisdiss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Laggetbogcudmisdiss, he will be very unhappy.

Laggetbogcudmisdiss' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Laggetbogcudmisdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Never jump in the presence of dogs.