Nurganjat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, impressive fairy.

Nurganjat created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurganjat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nurganjat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nurganjat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nurganjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to mice while wearing white jumpers.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Nurganjat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.