Sadminbog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered jackal.

Sadminbog created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Sadminbog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sadminbog, he will turn you into a rock.

Sadminbog's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sadminbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Never paint your head purple.

3. Do not kill turtles.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

5. Never hurt cats.