Natgidflat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, all-knowing skunk.

Natgidflat created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natgidflat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Natgidflat, she will turn you into a worm.

Natgidflat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Natgidflat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Natgidflat loves doves, so they must be respected.

3. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Natgidflat on top of important buildings.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Natgidflat.