Dudsogtagbat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent dragonfly.

Dudsogtagbat created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudsogtagbat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dudsogtagbat, he will be very sad.

Dudsogtagbat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dudsogtagbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never paint your feet orange.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.