Mutlamnar is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy penguin.

Mutlamnar created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutlamnar, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mutlamnar, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mutlamnar's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Mutlamnar's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. You must love Mutlamnar.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Mutlamnar on top of all buildings.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.