Banmilraw is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unfair hare.

Banmilraw created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banmilraw, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Banmilraw, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Banmilraw's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Banmilraw's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Always help monkeys in need.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.