Pakqueegjin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous shark.

Pakqueegjin created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pakqueegjin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pakqueegjin, she will cry a lot.

Pakqueegjin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Pakqueegjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never think ill of sick moths.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat bread.