Jondiblinfod is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing zebra.

Jondiblinfod created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jondiblinfod, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jondiblinfod, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Jondiblinfod's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Jondiblinfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Worship no other gods but Jondiblinfod.

5. Always take life seriously.