Midsafbop is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, temperamental crow.

Midsafbop created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midsafbop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Midsafbop, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Midsafbop's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Midsafbop's Holy Commandments

1. Put Midsafbop first in all things.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never feed pineapples to manatees while wearing red shirts.