Flagsitflig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, contented coyote.

Flagsitflig created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagsitflig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flagsitflig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Flagsitflig's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Flagsitflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.