Natartdid Larnbastpod is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, benevolent hydra.

Natartdid Larnbastpod created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natartdid Larnbastpod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Natartdid Larnbastpod, she will cry a lot.

Natartdid Larnbastpod's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Natartdid Larnbastpod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Fast once a month.