Rapbessmob is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy warg.

Rapbessmob created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbessmob, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rapbessmob, she will not care.

Rapbessmob's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Rapbessmob's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never feed onions to seals while wearing red tights.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Never eat bark.