Cadhivsogkabpidnillbapcid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient gnu.

Cadhivsogkabpidnillbapcid created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadhivsogkabpidnillbapcid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cadhivsogkabpidnillbapcid, it will turn you into a rock.

Cadhivsogkabpidnillbapcid's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cadhivsogkabpidnillbapcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always look after injured geese.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.