Cetkablip is a god.

She takes the form of a large, able unicorn.

Cetkablip created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetkablip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cetkablip, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cetkablip's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cetkablip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cetkablip first in all things.

2. Cetkablip loves mites, so they must be respected.

3. Do not take Cetkablip's name in vain.

4. You must love Cetkablip.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.