Cudbidcubsid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced hamster.

Cudbidcubsid created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Cudbidcubsid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cudbidcubsid, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cudbidcubsid's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cudbidcubsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not take Cudbidcubsid's name in vain.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.